#9 "Uncontrollable Bodily Functions: Farting While Sneezing"

It's close. You have to sneeze and your friends are screaming weird phrases at you to keep you from doing so. But you, being the determined one that you are, force your eyes open as you look into the sun. You draw in a breath of air and tilt your head back and out comes what I like to call

ACHOOOFART!.... The gas you had been holding in for so long has conquered your body at that instant.

*In case you were wondering: no one says, "God bless you."