#15 "The Uncontrollable Cough"

I can most definitely vouch for this one when I say it is awkward. You're in class, and whether you're taking a test or listening to a lecture the point is to be quiet. Good try, but that is not going to happen today! Instead, you get this tickle in the back of your throat and can't help but cough. Sad to say this is just the beginning. You keep coughing. Classmates stare and slowly scoot their desk away. Eventually their emotions turn from grossed out to worried when they see your face turning red and you grabbing your throat.

DEEP BREATHS... DEEP BREATHS.

#13 "Getting Caught Catching Someone Picking Their Nose"

You're at a red light and you're scanning the area just to make sure everything is in order. That's when you catch the person in the car next to you getting those bats out of the cave. And man, they're going at it! You hit you're friends arm and point to the nose-picker and you both begin to laugh because he is staring perplexed at his booger like someone does with their taxes. Then he looks at you. Laughter ceases. He caught you catching him picking his nose, and yet HE is the one who gives you the dirty look.

#12 "Blind Dates"

'nuff said.

#11 "Footsie Mishap"

You and that special someone arrive at dinner with family and friends. Unfortunately, the only seating option was across the table. So you two gaze into the sparkling eyes of the other while calling each other nasty food names like "honey bunches of oats" and "sweet pea"... the endurance on your comrades is running thin when you begin to play footsie. Playful kicks and toe tickles has Uncle Joe thinking you're more into him than his niece.

#10 "Speedos"

It's a gorgeous day at the beach until you look over and see an old man in his leopard print speedo. Like, who let him out of the house?

#9 "Uncontrollable Bodily Functions: Farting While Sneezing"

It's close. You have to sneeze and your friends are screaming weird phrases at you to keep you from doing so. But you, being the determined one that you are, force your eyes open as you look into the sun. You draw in a breath of air and tilt your head back and out comes what I like to call

ACHOOOFART!.... The gas you had been holding in for so long has conquered your body at that instant.

*In case you were wondering: no one says, "God bless you."

#8 "Mistaken Employee"

Let's take Walmart for example, all the employees wear navy blue shirts. Naturally, you walk up behind someone in navy saying, "excuse me, sir" to get their attention and proceed with, "where is the ____?" He turns around and with an insulted tone tells you he does NOT work here.

Way.

To.

Go.