#13 "Getting Caught Catching Someone Picking Their Nose"

You're at a red light and you're scanning the area just to make sure everything is in order. That's when you catch the person in the car next to you getting those bats out of the cave. And man, they're going at it! You hit you're friends arm and point to the nose-picker and you both begin to laugh because he is staring perplexed at his booger like someone does with their taxes. Then he looks at you. Laughter ceases. He caught you catching him picking his nose, and yet HE is the one who gives you the dirty look.

#12 "Blind Dates"

'nuff said.

#11 "Footsie Mishap"

You and that special someone arrive at dinner with family and friends. Unfortunately, the only seating option was across the table. So you two gaze into the sparkling eyes of the other while calling each other nasty food names like "honey bunches of oats" and "sweet pea"... the endurance on your comrades is running thin when you begin to play footsie. Playful kicks and toe tickles has Uncle Joe thinking you're more into him than his niece.

#10 "Speedos"

It's a gorgeous day at the beach until you look over and see an old man in his leopard print speedo. Like, who let him out of the house?

#9 "Uncontrollable Bodily Functions: Farting While Sneezing"

It's close. You have to sneeze and your friends are screaming weird phrases at you to keep you from doing so. But you, being the determined one that you are, force your eyes open as you look into the sun. You draw in a breath of air and tilt your head back and out comes what I like to call

ACHOOOFART!.... The gas you had been holding in for so long has conquered your body at that instant.

*In case you were wondering: no one says, "God bless you."

#8 "Mistaken Employee"

Let's take Walmart for example, all the employees wear navy blue shirts. Naturally, you walk up behind someone in navy saying, "excuse me, sir" to get their attention and proceed with, "where is the ____?" He turns around and with an insulted tone tells you he does NOT work here.

Way.

To.

Go.

#7 "Urinal Etiquette"

This one is for all the males out there.

Everyone knows the unwritten "guy code"- you don't choose the urinal next to one already occupied unless it's your only option. With that said, you go to the bathroom expecting to do your business and get out of there. You walk in and see all urinals are open- first dibs. So you take the one closest to the exit and the next thing you know a burly man is standing directly to your right. Um...

#6 "The First Sleepover"

You get to their house and spend the afternoon playing freeze tag with neighborhood friends. Throw in some video games and a movie after pizza to top off the day. Finally, it's time to sleep. But where: A trundle bed? The floor? Perhaps the couch? Nope- right there next to your new BFF on their twin size bed, or a full size if you're lucky. Hello, spooning.

#5 "A Possible Baby Bump"

Sure, it could have been what the lady was wearing, or the terrible lighting but none the less a casual conversation took a sharp turn off a cliff as "when's the baby due?" rolled off your tongue. Her scrutinizing eyes read: INSERT FOOT TO MOUTH.

#4 "Unwanted Black Bean"

We have all been there for this one. You're having a conversation with someone and you can't focus on anything they are saying. Not because what they're saying is boring, but because they have a huge chunk of their lunch stuck between those pearly whites. The whole time you're thinking to yourself, "Should I tell them or not say anything or act like I don't see it?" The conversation goes on and you don't say a word about it. Here's to being a good friend.

#3 "Line of Fire: The Wave"

You see them from across the room. Their hand lifts into the air in a waving motion. You smile and even though you don't know them that well, you wave back. Just as you finish waving, you turn around to see the person standing behind you also waving. Unfortunately, you were just caught as the monkey in middle... and you didn't win.

#2 "Mini Van Scandal"

Hopefully you have been chosen to be one of the lucky many not to be a part of this situation. But for the rest of you, we strongly advise no further reading of this post. Yes, we are talking about that split second when you step into the van and realize there is no candy. What to do, oh what to do...

#1 "Drive Through Dilemma"

You just ordered that juicy Big Mac and you are on that golden arched road to victory. Not so fast. First, you have to stop to pay for your two dollar heart attack. So you hand the man your money and expect to be on your way.

Then it hits you, you can't move. You're stuck. Trapped. Waiting impatiently for the line to go forward, even just a foot, for you can feel someone's stare is upon you. Slowly, you return your gaze to the guy that continues to take your paycheck and... BOOM! You retreat your eyes back toward the path and whatever you do-- don't make eye contact with the McDonald's Man.